• Diplomjodler
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    3 days ago

    What are you talking about, you filthy usurper? I’m the only legitimate king of the internet!

    • thinkercharmercoderfarmer@slrpnk.net
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      3 days ago

      Are you inviting me to a money fight? I do love those. Let’s both put in ludicrous bids on some AI company and fight over ownership to pump it’s value in the market, I haven’t done one of those in months. Winner buys the next yacht we sink in the Bermuda Triangle to appease the Elder Ones, Respect upon their Unknowable Names. If only the poor knew how hard we worked to prevent this puny planet from being eaten by elder demons, they would be grateful.

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        3 days ago

        Pathetic! My penis rocket is much bigger than your penis rocket!