This is the indictment that those who were horrified by the events of Jan. 6, 2021, have been waiting for. The catalog of misdeeds that Donald Trump is accused of is extensive, some reflected in other prosecutions over classified documents and hush-money payments or in civil lawsuits.

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  • Blackbeard
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    2911 months ago

    Don’t you DARE call me an asshole who didn’t eat breakfast. I can prove without a shadow of a doubt that I did, in fact, eat breakfast, and here’s peer reviewed research to back me up. You’re such a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit.

    • athos77
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      11 months ago

      How dare you show me a stock image of "Irish Weekend Fry-Up served on a plate " and pretend that that was your actual breakfast!! I bet your so-called “peer-reviewed research” is just as false and useless as your non-existent breakfast!!

      [Also, now I’m hungry. Guess I should’ve eaten before commenting … ]

      • Blackbeard
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        411 months ago

        As an American, I’d freaking KILL for a full English brekky right about now.

        • @Riccosuave
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          311 months ago

          Oi, bruv, lemmy get sum of that English brekky too bruv, looking right delicious innit 🇬🇧

        • Weirdmusic
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          111 months ago

          Yeah, but English baked beans… bluuuuuurgh

    • @PeleSpirit
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      • @EvilBit
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        611 months ago

        And for some reason I want eggnog. And Tylenol.

        • @orclev
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          611 months ago

          Best I can do is a jelly of the month club. It’s the gift that keeps on giving year round.

          • @EvilBit
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            511 months ago

            Disappointing. At least the shitter’s not full.

    • @RavenFellBlade
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      111 months ago

      Hallelujah, holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

      Love that movie. Favorite holiday film ever.

    • @grue
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      111 months ago

      Hey, it could be worse — at least he’s not Chevy Chase!