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minus-squareRothe@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·24 hours agoMost likely. But even if it isn’t, it will soon be after the next firmware update.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoOh how truly dystopian - maybe next year.
minus-squarePennomilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoI’m sorry Dave, I can’t dispense any more calories for you today.
minus-squareP00ptartlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day ago“if you go for a 2 mile run, I’ll give you 2 carrots, you fat fuck. Take the watch!”
Is it AI powered too?
Most likely. But even if it isn’t, it will soon be after the next firmware update.
Oh how truly dystopian - maybe next year.
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t dispense any more calories for you today.
“if you go for a 2 mile run, I’ll give you 2 carrots, you fat fuck. Take the watch!”