If not, then what about rarely instead of never?

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    32 years ago

    Have they used “It’s a breathmint for your butthole” yet?

    • @ickplant
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      22 years ago

      That would be genius marketing right there. I already ordered some online. Can’t wait to smell my own farts.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        22 years ago

        The only reason I haven’t bought some is because I’m poor. Hey devrom guys I just got you a sale. Send me some.

        • @ickplant
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          22 years ago

          Ok, the stuff works! It’s chewable tablets, banana flavored. You’re supposed to take several throughout the day, starting with 2. So, naturally, I threw 6 down my gullet to begin with. You know, for science.

          Next morning, I took a vile shit. Just, crime-against-humanity levels of vileness. It didn’t smell at all. Just… nothing. Farts? No smell. Whatsoever.

          I’m in awe. There is no way I would use this product for daily life (too expensive, too much hassle), but for specific situations (spending time in close quarters with friends or brand new significant other before you broke the poop/fart seal).

          • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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            22 years ago

            I just want to find a way to get my insurance to pay for it. I’m missing some body parts in my GI tract so I have several crime-against-humanity plops a day. My neighbors would probably be grateful for it.

            • @ickplant
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              22 years ago

              Sucks that they won’t cover it. Insurance companies are a scourge on this earth. If you do decide to try it, devrom’s own website is the cheapest at like $13 a bottle.

              • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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                22 years ago

                I’m legit thinking of just getting some pure bismuth whatever it is and compounding some myself cheaper, but meh. I’m really lazy sometimes.

        • @ickplant
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          22 years ago

          Lmao, I know what you mean, it was like $20 for what I assume is a monthly supply but I didn’t even look. I’m definitely never buying this again but damn, I had to try it once!