One time I was at Walmart, outside of Chicago. Like 4 years ago.

I was over in produce looking at my list. And not paying attention. Almost ran my cart into someone.

I looked up at the guy. And say “oh sorry”.

I swear to gawd he looked just like Michael Dorn.

I know my face went red as I smiled stupidly. He smiles back. One of those flashy disarming smiles.

I swooned. I stood there in a daze.

When I came to, I looked around. I saw him disappear around a corner.

And since I’m not a creep I did not follow him.

Idk if it really was him. It could have just been a very handsome man that looked like Dorn. But I like to imagine it was Worf.

Let me have my little fantasies.