• @oneshibbyguy
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    2 years ago

    Porn is going to bring people by the droves, trust me

    • @SMITHandWESSON
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      302 years ago

      Lol, I’m pretty sure porn drives almost every new innovation in entertainment technology.

      • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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        142 years ago

        There are only two reasons something is successful. 1: It can be used for military things, 2: It can be used for porn.

      • @SocialMediaRefugee
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        112 years ago

        First thing Cro-Magnon man did was make a carving of a nude chick

          • @Agent641
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            62 years ago

            “Ogg call this style ‘bbw’. Ogg like fat woman, can survive many winter. When Ogg dongdong cold, ogg stick between giant boobies. When ogg ears cold, ogg put head between giant thighs. Ogg think life pretty sweet.”

        • @MotoAsh
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          12 years ago

          I’m going to go out on a limb and say I bet even monkeys rub one out to an extra curvy piece of wood from time to time. Especially the ones that have mating seasons.

          How much more annoying would humans be if there was an annual “horny teenager” time? Spring break would be something else.

          • @SocialMediaRefugee
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            12 years ago

            Based on my experiences at zoos I’d say you are probably correct.

    • @new_acct_who_dis
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      2 years ago

      Look. Asking for an old, scared-of-clicking-on-the-wrong-thing-when-trying-to-just-have-a-quick-dj-diddles-moment friend.

      How y’all finding porn on here? I’m still just looking at front page. No idea how to look anything up on purpose.

      Or so my friend tells me.