Donald Trump’s agriculture secretary has been mercilessly mocked after boasting that the government devised a new way for Americans to eat for just $3 per meal amid a nationwide affordability crisis.
Brooke Rollins claimed in a TV interview that her team had “run over 1,000 simulations” to find the most optimal nutritious dinner on a shoestring.


Is this satire?
That’s either the smallest chicken, or the biggest fucking M&M
The whole plate could be the size of a quarter.
No, this is ChatGPT