They say God works in mysterious ways. As an athiest, if I am wrong, and god does exist, he doesn’t work in mysterious ways. He’s playing The Sims, and enjoys torturing everyone. He removes the ladder from the pool.
Either that, or he’s AFK, and will come back to see how we’ve developed over the past 2000 years. And he’ll be like “the fuck are they DOING???”
They say God works in mysterious ways. As an athiest, if I am wrong, and god does exist, he doesn’t work in mysterious ways. He’s playing The Sims, and enjoys torturing everyone. He removes the ladder from the pool.
Either that, or he’s AFK, and will come back to see how we’ve developed over the past 2000 years. And he’ll be like “the fuck are they DOING???”
No, that was me.
Jobs? To make money? To eat!? I created all this shit for you to eat. For free! You enslaved yourselves!
Isn’t this a Louis CK bit?
Yes
Fun fact: that’s pretty much exactly what the bible says is happening.