• @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        51 year ago

        There’s no such thing as “Crab People”. They’re just Lizard People dressed as crabs.

      • Annoyed_🦀
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        41 year ago

        the real threat are the Crab People

        I cannot stand idly by this baseless accusation.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter’s habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn’t reproduce as much ;)

      • Carlos Solís
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        21 year ago

        Israel is just a way to hide their other name: Judea. And you know that Judea sounds a LOT like Jew-dea