• @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        51 year ago

        There’s no such thing as “Crab People”. They’re just Lizard People dressed as crabs.

      • Annoyed_🦀
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        41 year ago

        the real threat are the Crab People

        I cannot stand idly by this baseless accusation.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter’s habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn’t reproduce as much ;)

      • Carlos Solís
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        21 year ago

        Israel is just a way to hide their other name: Judea. And you know that Judea sounds a LOT like Jew-dea

  • @[email protected]
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    201 year ago

    You wouldn’t believe it, but people who live in Israel are called Israelis. Very suspicious indeed.

  • Fluba
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    191 year ago

    This is the same format of “source” my buddy would show me when he rambled on about COVID conspiracies. Or flat earth stuff. His source was always someone putting random images and text snippets together instead of a legit news/research source. We no longer talk about stuff and stick to literally nothing controversial.

  • TimeSquirrel
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    Most business owners there are Israeli citizens too, coincidence? There’s something weird going on, I’m just asking questions, guys.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      Clearly a yuge conspiracy against Americans, everyone knows Americans are the best businessmen, anyone who says different only says that because they’re worse - it’s true, folks, these people love to lie - after my christening I closed a 7 figure deal, they can’t say that, can they? No they can’t because they don’t do christenings there, very sad, very rude to the Christian population those Christians always getting the short end of the stick but they won’t talk about that will they folks, no they won’t. I will though, somebody has to stand up for those righteous oppressed people and the media sure won’t do it but I’ll make sure everybody knows that Americans are getting a shit deal there

  • ren (a they/them)
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    101 year ago

    Oh shit! This is going straight on Qanon Facebook right now! My mom’s brother needs to know!

  • @nehl
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    81 year ago

    I gotta know, is this satire or real?

  • Hypnos9
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    21 year ago

    This is such a shocking revalation! I never knew!