• @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      51 year ago

      There’s no such thing as “Crab People”. They’re just Lizard People dressed as crabs.

    • Annoyed_🦀
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      41 year ago

      the real threat are the Crab People

      I cannot stand idly by this baseless accusation.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter’s habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn’t reproduce as much ;)

    • Carlos Solís
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      21 year ago

      Israel is just a way to hide their other name: Judea. And you know that Judea sounds a LOT like Jew-dea