Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?
The second she gets a suntan the kid’ll kick right through her stomach. The only person with a uterus strong enough to carry his child is wonder woman. That or he wears a kryptonite condom, which could kill him…
Turns out it’s actually just sodomy. Sodomy is Superman’s kryptonite.
Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?
The second she gets a suntan the kid’ll kick right through her stomach. The only person with a uterus strong enough to carry his child is wonder woman. That or he wears a kryptonite condom, which could kill him…
Ugh. I’m not even supposed to be here today.