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    4 days ago

    I was wondering why anyone would want to wear this, here are their claims:

    FDA-registered & clinically proven to support mood balance, skin vitality, and pelvic health from the core outward. All-new VCSEL Laser + LED fusion delivers deep penetration and full-area coverage for root-level wellness improvement. 660nm + 1064nm laser targets the intimate core to support hormone balance, helping calm emotions and ease stress. Deep laser stimulation enhances micro-circulation to support urinary comfort and strengthen the pelvic floor. 660 + 850 + 1064nm LED coverage boosts collagen renewal across the abdomen and hips to smooth texture and reduce wrinkles.

    So essentially, this will iron your ball sack, or so they claim. I don’t know why anyone would like that, but ok…

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      Deep penetration, hee hee.

      Red light therapy is reasonably well proven at this point, it’s not magic but can have an effect.

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      Maybe it’s a form of male birth control? I don’t imagine an array of IR lasers delicately roasting your nuts would benefit fertility.