Your momma’s so fat your dad didn’t get off when they procreated, not because she’s ugly, because her gravitational mass pulled the jizz out of his balls before he could finish.
I disagree. Making the store more specific narrows down the profile of OPs mom so it’s a better setup for her hitting all requirements. People like when unnecessarily complicated expectations are met.
I’m the owner of the clothes for fat ugly bitches store and now I’m married to OPs mom!
I’m just goofing, no offense to anyone.
People can’t handle momma jokes here?
I don’t think it’s the yo mama part they’re downvoting. It’s the part about fat ugly bitches.
Also not funny is not funny.
I’m downvoting becauseits just an incredibly shite joke
Agreed. Less is more. Fat momma joke = fine Ugly momma joke = fine Bitch mom joke = fine
All 3… nah.
How about we try a palate cleanser here: Yo momma so fat she got smaller fat people orbiting around her.
Yo mama so fat her highschool picture was a satellite image.
Your momma’s so fat your dad didn’t get off when they procreated, not because she’s ugly, because her gravitational mass pulled the jizz out of his balls before he could finish.
I disagree. Making the store more specific narrows down the profile of OPs mom so it’s a better setup for her hitting all requirements. People like when unnecessarily complicated expectations are met.
Fat ugly bitches fighting over food
It’s also just a shit joke with shit delivery. Reddit-level stuff.
At least now we know how many fat ugly bitches read this post… :)
Ehh, she’s cute.
💀I thought it was funny
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