I bent it using it normally, but can’t remember what food bent it. I was impressed with how shitty it was so I bent it back and have been keeping it around.

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    19 hours ago

    Oh it was greasy as fuck and left a mark, I just hadn’t touched it yet

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      11 hours ago

      So you put A single breakfast sausage alone on a plate and ate it with a janky fork?

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        10 hours ago

        See, this is what posting on The internet is all about, I get to be interrogated about the mundane details of my life and justify my every decision. It really gives my life purpose these days.

        I had a bowl of oatmeal also. They sat on the same plate if that matters. Yeah, a whole paper plate for a sausage seems a bit much. I guess it’s not a big deal, washing a plate would have used detergent and water and electricity, and it’s not much of a drop in the bucket compared to all the other waste and…

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          lol, sorry. Not judging the waste, just that a single sausage on a plate made me sad. Like a lone shoe on the side of the road.
          Dimlylitmealsforone style. Glad you had some oatmeal.