I bent it using it normally, but can’t remember what food bent it. I was impressed with how shitty it was so I bent it back and have been keeping it around.

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      Either throw it out or take a hammer to it and straighten it?

      I have a left handed person that often misjudges the endurance of tableware and bends spoons and forks like it’s a weird sadistic hobby. Made me develop the touch to straingthen metal.

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    Sexual innuendo aside, the heavy ones with the thicker shaft are worth the extra money.

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    What kind of sausage doesn’t leave a mark on a paper plate? That’s one magic sausage.

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      Oh it was greasy as fuck and left a mark, I just hadn’t touched it yet

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        So you put A single breakfast sausage alone on a plate and ate it with a janky fork?

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        1. Thank you, I learned about something new today.

        2. I looked it up on Wikipedia and it still seems like it would leave a mark on a paper plate. 🤔

        (FWIW: If you’re not in the US, this looks like remarkably like a Bob Evans’ pre-cooked breakfast sausage. But I trust that your guess is corrrect.)

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          Pretty sure you are right about the Bob Evans brand. I’d go check but it’s not worth gimping around at this moment.