• Agent641
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    4 days ago

    How does a fella get hair like Paul Atredes (left)?

    • PolydoreSmith
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      4 days ago

      I think you have to be the product of millennia of selective breeding by a futuristic coven of space witches.

      Also don’t use shampoo more than once a week, and always condition when you do.