Beep@lemmus.org to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 1 day agoGuess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of pedophiliapbs.twimg.comimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1998arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1993arrow-down1imageGuess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of pedophiliapbs.twimg.comBeep@lemmus.org to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square47linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDiplomjodlerlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 day agoYou still can’t do pedophilia though. Only the rich.
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up71·1 day agoi mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia
minus-squaredb2linkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 day agoThe way things are going people will have to have kids in secret and keep them hidden just to make sure Republicans don’t molest them.
minus-squareMrNobody@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·1 day agoMake sure you avoid any churches.
minus-squarecatbumlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoThis reads like new headcanon for why the RePedos Population Police imprisoned and killed kids in Among the Hidden (from the YA series Shadow Children.) The future is one bigly dystopian novel, innit?
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThat seems to be the one we’re making. I dont know why everyone’s choosing that, but it’s very popular.
minus-squareDiplomjodlerlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoWith that kind of attitude, you’ll never become a billionaire.
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoThat’s why we are in poverty. We lack the wisdom and discernment of our wise masters.
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoRadical anti-clerical stance here. Atheist slander of the faithful and their sacred rights will also get you on a list.
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoWhy does this make it feel like we’re living in Roman times?
minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoBecause of the crass imperialism dehumanization and pedophilia. Plus all the dudes doimg it fetishize the roman empire. Dont worry though. Its not! Its more like a mash-up of greatest misses from the roman empires and dark ages europe!
minus-squaresilasmariner@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoBecause the fall of an empire holds deep almost mythic significance and we seek it. But it won’t work that way this time.
You still can’t do pedophilia though. Only the rich.
i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia
The way things are going people will have to have kids in secret and keep them hidden just to make sure Republicans don’t molest them.
Make sure you avoid any churches.
Way ahead of the curve on that one.
This reads like new headcanon for why the
RePedosPopulation Police imprisoned and killed kids in Among the Hidden (from the YA series Shadow Children.)The future is one bigly dystopian novel, innit?
That seems to be the one we’re making. I dont know why everyone’s choosing that, but it’s very popular.
I just want equal rights
With that kind of attitude, you’ll never become a billionaire.
That’s why we are in poverty. We lack the wisdom and discernment of our wise masters.
Radical anti-clerical stance here. Atheist slander of the faithful and their sacred rights will also get you on a list.
Why does this make it feel like we’re living in Roman times?
Because of the crass imperialism dehumanization and pedophilia. Plus all the dudes doimg it fetishize the roman empire.
Dont worry though. Its not! Its more like a mash-up of greatest misses from the roman empires and dark ages europe!
Because the fall of an empire holds deep almost mythic significance and we seek it.
But it won’t work that way this time.