alex [they, il] to picsEnglish • edit-21 year ago[OC] My dad used to collect toilet paper of all coloursjlai.luimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1287arrow-down111
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoUm, red? You might want to see a doctor about that…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 year agoRed isn’t that bad. Red means anal fissure or something. Uncomfortable but not dangerous. Dark red or black, though…that’s bad.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)linkfedilink5•1 year agoIn this house, if we can’t identify the tree the toilet paper came from by the chunks of bark still left, we throw it out. Can’t let an asshole have nice things, after all.
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Um, red? You might want to see a doctor about that…
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Red isn’t that bad. Red means anal fissure or something. Uncomfortable but not dangerous.
Dark red or black, though…that’s bad.
If you buy cheap tp you can find out on your own!
In this house, if we can’t identify the tree the toilet paper came from by the chunks of bark still left, we throw it out.
Can’t let an asshole have nice things, after all.
And sometimes you get free toothpicks.