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return2ozma to Not The OnionEnglish · 10 hours ago

Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

www.theguardian.com

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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

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‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast
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    I almost feel sorry for these sane USians who have to live there during Trump reign 🤣

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      There’s a reason I live in a van out in the boonies

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        Please tell me that there’s a river nearby

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          Mostly the Sacramento River

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            Yes! I hereby declare you the second coming of Matt Foley!

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              Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.

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        *down by the river

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      We prefer the term- Trumpistanians. Thank you very much

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      Ugh, they probably use digital clocks, too

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