@programmatica to [email protected] • 1 year agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-square99arrow-up1122arrow-down19
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink53•edit-21 year agoI answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up. I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
minus-square@NewEnglandRedshirtlink34•1 year agoI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-square@HomesliceAbelink14•1 year agoMortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoExcept for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
minus-squareλλλlinkfedilink1•1 year ago“Marty’s Morgue, you stab em’ we slab em.” That’s how I’ve always said it. lol
I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Also works with “crematorium”
“Marty’s Morgue, you stab em’ we slab em.”
That’s how I’ve always said it. lol