@programmatica to [email protected] • 2 years agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-square99arrow-up1122arrow-down19
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minus-square@NewEnglandRedshirtlink34•2 years agoI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-square@HomesliceAbelink14•2 years agoMortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 years agoExcept for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Also works with “crematorium”