Dude don’t make me defend billionaires crimes are kinda fun. I ain’t never done that kind of crime, I don’t like hurting people unless it’s their ears with raucous jazz, but haven’t you ever wanted to have Chinese takeout on a picnic blanket at a park that closes at dark at midnight? Fuck I didn’t have time to go buy red spice delicious block today.
Bruh I’ve done so many drugs in closed parks, you can have your picnic if you pick the right spot.
And I’m no billionaire (maybe thousandaire depending if we count 401k). Tip: if you get caught likely a house near the parking lot is a snitch, find another entrance, possibly less populated or conventional.
oh dude i have gotten ensnared in so much high school bullshit with the police having picnics in the park at sunset. like even as an adult, to the point they’re like “dude we have been being called on this guy since he was a child for having picnics in the park at sunset when will this town learn to stop calling us”. they just see it’s me on a blanket with my dinner and they have been doing this for so long they let me eat my dinner. i should really like, start selling drugs out of my picnic basket or something but my wife would kill me
Nah keep doing what you’re doing lol don’t sell drugs you’re not ready!
And at “sunset” those parks should technically be open, until it ends. I’d be arguing hahaha. Glad they leave you alone now though! But see, “someone called,” it’s always snitches, find a more secluded entrance and/or spot!
Hell the fuck no I’m not moving. I’ll let them call, come, and then the cops can move on and everyone who needs to sleep that night can sleep. I have a hell of a lot of privilege I might as well use it.
When I was younger I’d TP the snitches’ houses a few months later, but now I just wave.
Dude don’t make me defend billionaires crimes are kinda fun. I ain’t never done that kind of crime, I don’t like hurting people unless it’s their ears with raucous jazz, but haven’t you ever wanted to have Chinese takeout on a picnic blanket at a park that closes at dark at midnight? Fuck I didn’t have time to go buy red spice delicious block today.
Bruh I’ve done so many drugs in closed parks, you can have your picnic if you pick the right spot.
And I’m no billionaire (maybe thousandaire depending if we count 401k). Tip: if you get caught likely a house near the parking lot is a snitch, find another entrance, possibly less populated or conventional.
oh dude i have gotten ensnared in so much high school bullshit with the police having picnics in the park at sunset. like even as an adult, to the point they’re like “dude we have been being called on this guy since he was a child for having picnics in the park at sunset when will this town learn to stop calling us”. they just see it’s me on a blanket with my dinner and they have been doing this for so long they let me eat my dinner. i should really like, start selling drugs out of my picnic basket or something but my wife would kill me
Nah keep doing what you’re doing lol don’t sell drugs you’re not ready!
And at “sunset” those parks should technically be open, until it ends. I’d be arguing hahaha. Glad they leave you alone now though! But see, “someone called,” it’s always snitches, find a more secluded entrance and/or spot!
Hell the fuck no I’m not moving. I’ll let them call, come, and then the cops can move on and everyone who needs to sleep that night can sleep. I have a hell of a lot of privilege I might as well use it.
When I was younger I’d TP the snitches’ houses a few months later, but now I just wave.
Lol hell yeah well sounds like that works for you! Some of us have drugs on us and aren’t that lucky lol.
I mean I have weed on me nowadays but like, California’s cool
How many weed have you injected today?
I just like committing gay crimes is all.
And like all of them