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    -21 year ago

    So, how do you bidet to squeaky clean without touching your shit covered asshole? I know Indian people run water down the small of their back with a pitcher and wash that way, with their hand. Then they wash their hand. I’d like to avoid getting shit on my hands.

    • @lemmefixdat4u
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      61 year ago

      When you’re using a bidet with the underseat nozzle, imagine you’re washing dog shit off the sidewalk, except you’re the sidewalk. You do the bidet dance - shimmy your butt side-to-side as you scoot back-to-front. Fiddle with the strength of the stream until you find what’s still comfortable, but strong enough to knock all the poop loose. The sprayer-and-hose style of bidet means you don’t have to shimmy, but you have to be a bit more careful where you aim it. Blot dry with TP. Some TP works better with a bidet because it doesn’t disintegrate as easily when wet.

    • @new_acct_who_dis
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      21 year ago

      You still use toilet paper. Except now it’s just for drying

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Ok I know that I have to dry my pooper when it’s wet, I don’t know why I’m getting down voted it was a serious question, my candor is abrasive maybe? I just don’t see how you can wash your ass without touching it, and I’m looking for technique recommendations so I can use one of these things.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 year ago

          It’s a sprayer pointed at your butt from under the toilet seat. You don’t need to touch it. You just turn it on.

            • @[email protected]
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              31 year ago

              It does. It’s high pressure. Imagine a super soaker stream right on your butthole. It’s not some weak ass trickle of water like a water fountain or something

              • @[email protected]
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                11 year ago

                Would you trust the cleanliness of your butthole after using it to dry it off with your bath towel?

                • @new_acct_who_dis
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                  11 year ago

                  Are you currently trusting the cleanliness of your butthole after using only dry toilet paper?

            • @wild
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              11 year ago

              It doesn’t. Not without being sprayed so strongly it’s really painful. Just use your hand and then wash well. You’ll be fine.

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                  31 year ago

                  It is hands free wiping, but with a spray nozzle. When I wiped with only TP, the chances of getting poop on my wrist/hand was much greater. Now it’s virtually none, and feels cleaner when you’re walking around later