• MinnesotaGoddam
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    27 days ago

    yeah and they try to pretend they are your eyelashes, lull you into a sense of security and then bam they’re drinking your eye juice

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      27 days ago

      Imagine looking in the mirror in the morning thinking why are my eyelashes so tickly, and suddenly they start running around all over your face. This is why you should always keep a flamethrower in the bathroom

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        27 days ago

        you know funny you should mention that. one of the burners on our stove doesn’t light well so we had a good excuse to buy that novelty lightsaber blowtorch