• @[email protected]
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    361 year ago

    “an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”

    • @Zehzin
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      111 year ago

      Dude’s got corrosive nuts

      • @LouNeko
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        41 year ago

        Baby I’m about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.

      • Sundray
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        31 year ago

        Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”

          • R0cket_M00se
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            21 year ago

            Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.

            What’s in your wallet geedunk?

    • sebinspace
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      31 year ago

      “You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback