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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink36•1 year ago“an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”
minus-squareSundraylinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoLike the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”
minus-squareR0cket_M00selinkEnglish2•1 year agoMonster, vape juice, and Doritos. What’s in your wallet geedunk?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoDude. Gross. Funny as hell… but eww But also lol. You ain’t right, but you’re alright
minus-squaresebinspacelinkEnglish3•1 year ago“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback
“an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”
Dude’s got corrosive nuts
Baby I’m about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.
Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”
All that monster gotta end up somewhere.
Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.
What’s in your
walletgeedunk?Dude. Gross.
Funny as hell… but eww
But also lol. You ain’t right, but you’re alright
Thanks shippy!
“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback