• TubularTittyFrog
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    17 days ago

    I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.

    She was into Conan O’Brien.

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      17 days ago

      I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.

      spoiler

      I’m not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.

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        17 days ago

        which part is a bad thing?

        none of it was bad. it just was. i was into diablo 2, she was into conan o’brien. we broke up after two months.

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          17 days ago

          You could’ve met half way with Conan the Barbarian.

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                17 days ago

                i just woke up and literally gotta start doing shit, i just wanted to sit down for five minutes and see some happy things and all y’all made me smile so (^ω^) anyways pretend i drew some horns and a mustache and a cigarillo in mspaint dot net or something i am busy for the next few hours if no one scoops me

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            17 days ago

            neither of us were that cultured at that time. but that would have beautiful.

            but we did watch Stanley Kubrick films together and we met in drama club.