Printers can smell fear and desperation, and will deliberately malfunction when they do. They are the tools of an infernal power, sent to torment us. You must approach them with a casual nonchelance, or, a warmed up soldering iron, a screwdriver, and an aura of pent up rage, if you wish to receive your document in a timely fashion.
9 year old you was right.
Same with printers.
Printers can smell your fear.
Printers can smell fear and desperation, and will deliberately malfunction when they do. They are the tools of an infernal power, sent to torment us. You must approach them with a casual nonchelance, or, a warmed up soldering iron, a screwdriver, and an aura of pent up rage, if you wish to receive your document in a timely fashion.