Themosthighstrange to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 month agoIn a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1412arrow-down111
arrow-up1401arrow-down1imageIn a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestThemosthighstrange to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 month agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squareFireRetardantlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1 month agoWhy buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
minus-squarellamapocalypselinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoWhat a horrible day to be literate
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoWell, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
What a horrible day to be literate
Well, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.