• MinnesotaGoddam
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    1 month ago

    Or which human pooped the largest poop in 1000BC.

    thank you for seeing me

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      1 month ago

      Your great longevity wasn’t just gifted to you - you earned it through sweat, hard push, and blood!
      Gg!

      Alas time is a cruel mistress, your once renowned, great name fell to obscurity, monuments erected in your honour faded, cults following your teachings disappointing, the poop buried deep beneath the sand dunes.

      May you find solace in that your deed was so great your renown passed on to myth & legends - and you lived to see it!

      O7

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        1 month ago

        My name is Ohmandisturdhurt, king of shits:
        Look on my plops, ye Mighty, and despair!