Electric cars have to make noise on purpose because otherwise it would be a silent car. And most of these noises are are weird futuristic WEEEE-00000 UFO sounds. Therefore I posit that we should be able to change the noises our electric cars make

EDIT: These suggestions are Top-Notch! Keep em coming!

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    It’s a regional way of saying “once.” As in, “oncet I finish this, I’ll start on that.” The spelling is a crime though.

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      that’s mostly what I was getting at lol. who came up with that spelling??

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        It’s for grammatical reasons. It’s the same “t” as whenst. From whenst you came ~= from oncet you came

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          It’d be better spelt as “once’t”

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            For me, once’t in an oakie vernacular would be a contraction of once and it:

            I’d grab a beer once’t finished.

            but of course that’s just me and I left the Central Valley a long time ago and am not a professional linguist, I’m just telling you about my perception of the vernacular from where I grew up.

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          You say that as if “whenst” is a word we would’ve encountered before.

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          But then wouldn’t it be “onest”?

          Whence/whenst, once/onest

          But I would pronounce that o-nest, so six of one, half dozen of the other I suppose.

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            If I were to affect an oakie, I would produce “onest” to mean something like “singular” or “unique”, or possibly “solitary” or “lonely”. I would mean it as a superlative of the ordinal “one” and it would be pronounced slightly differently.