If only he knew a competent lawyer.

  • Skyler
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    1811 months ago

    Just imagine if he hadn’t hitched his wagon to the S.S. Trumptanic. He could be working a comfy legal/political analyst position at Fox News or CNN and not have to worry about losing his license, his credibility, his money, and his freedom. Oh well.

    • DarkGamer
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      1311 months ago

      He could have remained, “America’s Mayor,” that 9/11 hero guy. Now he’s America’s Traitor.

        • Nougat
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          611 months ago

          And he got into the NYC Mayor’s office largely in part due to his stellar reputation prosecuting mob bosses under RICO. It was a literal double-whammy of national (maybe even global) approval.

          All he had to do was nothing. And he failed.

          • @btaf45
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            311 months ago

            And now Indicted Racketeer Guiliani will be going to jail along with Convicted Sex Offender Treason Trump.

        • @NevermindNoMind
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          411 months ago

          His problem is he tried to ride those coattails to the Whitehouse and got trounced. I think it broke his brain. I need a well produced documentary about this scumbags rise and totally epic fall.

        • @wolfpack86OP
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          411 months ago

          Except at family reunions after divorcing his cousin and all

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            211 months ago

            Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I’m not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I’m not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin, it’s gonna be me.

            Out of respect.

    • Overzeetop
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      411 months ago

      Seriously, how can you possibly look at his history of dealings and not know, going in, he’s going to screw you over / toss you under the bus the moment things get dicey.