It’s a crisp 83°f (28.3c) in the house. I decided I was definitely not turning on any heat source for dinner. Which isn’t cheap. Cost per person: $6.41

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      Honey turkey, Colby Jack, cucumber, brown mustard, mayo, Greek seasoning, black pepper.

      My wife described it as “the most bland thing you have ever served me without my input.”

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        Was about to comment on this lol:

        “Cooking”? Looks more like assembly to me. 😂

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            Dude I hear that.

            Family is away for a few days. I ordered a family-sized pizza that I intend to live off for the duration of their trip.

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              As hot as it is that sounds like a great idea. Cold for breakfast. Hot for lunch and dinner.

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        Sounds amazing, whats her spin on a non-bland preparation? Is your wife a sugar fiend oe something?

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          She is from western Pennsylvania. Before I met her she was one of those “mayo is spicy” people.

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              Think very close to Ohio, lots of Amish, absolutely zero ability to add seasoning to anything.

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                Was she complaining about the blandness or was she joking its how she likes it and can handle it and you succeeded?

                It looks like a tasty sandwich with more ingredients that I usually use in aggregate for my sandwiches which I find not unflavorful, I dont get why she would complain about that in this context tho.

                Was she imploring you to do better next time?

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                  I think it was shock that I didn’t try to punch it up. No red wine vinegar, spicy mayo, hidden pickles, slaw topping, or other elements. Just a sandwich like anyone might make. She wasn’t complaining. Just a bit mystified.

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                    Did you punch it down it down in your opinion or did you just learn she doesnt like all that stuff?

                    Sorry to psychoanalyze y’all lmao, just seemed bizarre to me