• OhStopYellingAtMe
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    1 day ago

    4 Benadryl is also known as “teleportation spell, level 1.” Because you will doze off and then a few hours later wake up somewhere else, with no recollection of how you got there.

    I’ve tested this accidentally once. It works. I took two, fell asleep for a few mins, woke up and having forgotten I’d already taken some, took two more. I woke up at 11pm on a Sunday night inside the closed & empty cafeteria of the local community college, with no car.

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      14 hours ago

      That’s more kpins. Will never forget the friend who set a house on fire and then didn’t remember she did until she remembered she left her purse in there. A close friend was fucked up on them one time and showed up at my house and was blacking out every 8 mins and then left my house and I was fucking worried about him the whole day and then he’s like nahhhh man I had a great time yesterday and I’m like what the fuck.

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        12 hours ago

        The wild variations in what people consider “a great time” will never cease to amaze me.