• trashgirlfriend
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    3 hours ago

    Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as “The Penguin Which Brings Doom.” As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.

    I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!

    She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!

    I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.

    Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)

    Farewell!

    With love,

    Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom

    • Reborn_Mormon
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      49 minutes ago

      Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I’m not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.