• Dejected Warp Core
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    1 month ago

    Dude, I want you well rested and ready to fight at a moment’s notice. You get a whole bench if you want it. Hell, I’d even listen1 if you just need to vent; Joker has got be fucking exhausting to deal with.


    1. It’s no superpower, but it’s what I can do.
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        filthy rich, and access to the world’s best sports science and putting in some effort to use it.
        So he has at least one single actual merit: He did exercise.

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        1 month ago

        i want my batman relaxed and prepared for his fight.

        we offer him the special, flushing seat the crackheads made. pregnant lady can pee later

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          Oh… uh, hmmm… gee… thanks?
          we must have had less ingenious crackheads on our busses. Some seats had definitely been toilets but I don’t recall any getting flushing mechanisms.