AgamemnonM to AuDHDEnglish • 1 year agoMine got lost in the mailimagemessage-square16arrow-up1422arrow-down19file-text
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minus-square@Son_of_dadlinkEnglish37•1 year agoTeacher: Welcome to school children, today we will be learning how to do… Kid: our taxes?? Teacher: no, we’re gonna learn outdated modes of counting beans and how to summon Jesus
minus-squareGigglyBobblelinkfedilink25•1 year ago how to summon Jesus That could be pretty useful if it worked.
minus-square@Fuck_u_spez_linkEnglish9•1 year agoMy friendly neighborhood cult megachurch said all I have to do is fork over 15-20% of my income and Believe for a Miracle™.
minus-squareAgamemnonOPMlinkEnglish2•1 year agoBible literalists: “You must accept jesus into your heart” Interpreted literally: Summon jesus inside your enemies to telefrag them
minus-square@DdhuudlinkEnglish2•1 year agoIt totally works, but only for his godly part, which is for all intents and purposes completely imperceptible.
Teacher: Welcome to school children, today we will be learning how to do…
Kid: our taxes??
Teacher: no, we’re gonna learn outdated modes of counting beans and how to summon Jesus
That could be pretty useful if it worked.
My friendly neighborhood
cultmegachurch said all I have to do is fork over 15-20% of my income and Believe for a Miracle™.Summon jesus on top of your enemies to crush them
Bible literalists: “You must accept jesus into your heart”
Interpreted literally: Summon jesus inside your enemies to telefrag them
It totally works, but only for his godly part, which is for all intents and purposes completely imperceptible.