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minus-squareGigglyBobblelinkfedilink26•1 year ago how to summon Jesus That could be pretty useful if it worked.
minus-square@Fuck_u_spez_linkEnglish10•1 year agoMy friendly neighborhood cult megachurch said all I have to do is fork over 15-20% of my income and Believe for a Miracle™.
minus-squareAgamemnonOPMlinkEnglish2•1 year agoBible literalists: “You must accept jesus into your heart” Interpreted literally: Summon jesus inside your enemies to telefrag them
minus-square@DdhuudlinkEnglish2•1 year agoIt totally works, but only for his godly part, which is for all intents and purposes completely imperceptible.
That could be pretty useful if it worked.
My friendly neighborhood
cultmegachurch said all I have to do is fork over 15-20% of my income and Believe for a Miracle™.Summon jesus on top of your enemies to crush them
Bible literalists: “You must accept jesus into your heart”
Interpreted literally: Summon jesus inside your enemies to telefrag them
It totally works, but only for his godly part, which is for all intents and purposes completely imperceptible.