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minus-squareT00l_shedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoYes, but can they “synergise, the verticals, while hyperspeeding through deepdiving outside of the box thinking?” I think NOT
minus-squaremirshafie@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoSounds like you’re using a 2025 harness on your CEO bot bro
minus-squareT00l_shedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoYou are really a thought leader, I’ll need to ping some ideas off of you to help move the needle. But we will have to circle back. We can take this offline.
minus-squareBeMoreCarefullinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoAll of these ideas are literally the best things I ever heard.
minus-squareAnarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoI recently heard someone say their boss told them they’ve been adding a lot of shareholder value lately. Yes they work as a sloperator.
minus-squareT00l_shedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoThat hurts my soul. Its like “gee thanks boss! Im so happy to make the ruling class more wealthy!”
Yes, but can they “synergise, the verticals, while hyperspeeding through deepdiving outside of the box thinking?” I think NOT
Sounds like you’re using a 2025 harness on your CEO bot bro
You are really a thought leader, I’ll need to ping some ideas off of you to help move the needle. But we will have to circle back. We can take this offline.
All of these ideas are literally the best things I ever heard.
Thank you for your value add
I recently heard someone say their boss told them they’ve been adding a lot of shareholder value lately.
Yes they work as a sloperator.
That hurts my soul. Its like “gee thanks boss! Im so happy to make the ruling class more wealthy!”