ThatWeirdGuy1001 to No Stupid Questions · 1 day agoIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square76linkfedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001 to No Stupid Questions · 1 day agomessage-square76linkfedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squareKenny2999linkfedilinkarrow-up49·1 day agoHere you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up22·23 hours agoBut if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
minus-squareKenny2999linkfedilinkarrow-up12·22 hours agoThats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
minus-squareP00ptartlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 hours agoOr bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·22 hours agoNo, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.
minus-squarehakunawazolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·20 hours agoThat’s advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001OPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoI’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭
minus-squareKenny2999linkfedilinkarrow-up21·23 hours agoIts even quieter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·23 hours agoFewer testicles too. Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don’t rip them off when they are stuck to something.
minus-squareKenny2999linkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 hours agoIf done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 hours agoNaw. You just gotta poop quick. The metal latrine seats are a bad idea in winter, though.
Here you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
No, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.
That’s advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.
Midgits be pissed
I’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭
Its even quieter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
Fewer testicles too.
Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don’t rip them off when they are stuck to something.
If done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
Naw. You just gotta poop quick.
The metal latrine seats are a bad idea in winter, though.