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Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 day ago

Bad at job

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Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 day ago
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    It’s called a Necropsy when non-human animals are involved.

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      Well he did say he was a terrible vet

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      This is the quality Lemmy content that I come here for.

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      Yeah but that spoils the rolling punchline

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        Technical inaccuracy can also spoil a punchline

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          so can a kick

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            ba dum thud

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              You might want to get a new cymbal

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                I agree, the kick is ruining it

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      Wow that is quite the grotesque Wiki image

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      Beat me to it

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        Beat off to it.

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          I’d rather not, but I appreciate the encouragement.

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            My pleasure. If you know what I mean.

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      Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy

      Edit: why did I assume the non-human animal must be a horse?

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        so Are you a horse?

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          A woman looks for a man in a newspaper and writes “Looking for Men with a horse tail, his haircut does not matter”

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