• SkyezOpen
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    1 month ago

    Earth was actually created last Thursday.

    • Barbarian@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      Actually, no. The earth was created this morning, when I woke up. I was dropped into it in media res, complete with a backstory and the lore. It will be deleted when I go to bed tonight.

      • jdr@lemmy.ml
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        1 month ago

        The earth will actually be retained for quality and training purposes, and your personal data will shared with our 6000 intimate partners.

      • keiko@fedia.io
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        Actually all that exists runs entirely in RAM. But it’s virtual RAM so nothing really exists. This is all just an illusion of existence, a false reality. Persistent potential state that is never realized.

    • lauha
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      With these errorbars, the earth was created 13 billion years in the future