So, in the last few years I’ve read a lot of posts on reddit that some men won’t wash their ass because “it’s gay”.
Can’t we just troll these guys into believing that it’s gay to brush your teeth aswell? I mean, the motion you make with your hand resembles that of a blow job.
It would not only be hilarious, it would also warn women ahead of time that the guy with bad breath probably don’t wash his ass and is a homophobe.
Can you pretty please think in the opposite direction and come up to a different conclusion?
It doesn’t fit our desires. We want teeth brushing to be gay.
This will work.
No, I have no control over the direction of my thoughts. It’s actually debilitating.
I am so sorry to hear that. I personally can think in any direction, and today I decided that brushing ones teeth is gay. Another day I can change my mind - it is the road you can walk in all directions.