• Lost_My_Mind
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    16 hours ago

    Government: Describe how they opened the artificial tubes of intelligent internet.

    AI companies: Oh. It would appear we can lie our asses off, because these dustpiles don’t understand the core concepts at play here…

    AI companies: They used a zappy gun. Which is why we need to install mass surveilance on every phone and street corner to find all the zappy guns.

    Government: My god!!! Those zappy guns go pew pew pew and now everyone knows I wear pink panties and a dog collar in my wifes basement! Fund the AI immediately!