• SailorFuzz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 months ago

    I have one of those fancy Japanese bidet toilet seats at home and it has a built in seat warmers. Its like this everytime I take a shit. Its great. Especially in the cold months.

    • MutantTailThing
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      2 months ago

      Nothing sucks like sitting down on a freezing toilet seat and hearing your asshole pucker up with windows XP shutdown sound.

      • MinnesotaGoddam
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 months ago

        One thing does. When your bidet’s thermometer breaks so it doesn’t keep your bum water nice and warm. A cold bidet is not a joy in the middle of the night in winter.

        • Fredselfish
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          2 months ago

          My wife says the bidet made all my sons gay. Because all three of my son’s identify as gay, and we had install one of those in their bathroom in 2020 during the height of the toilet paper scare.

    • captainlezbian
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      Seat warmers are great, but I want my water to remain cold. Wakes you up