GolfFoxtrotLima@ani.social to NonCredibleDiplomacy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agoPettiness level 5ani.socialimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1677arrow-down120file-text
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minus-squarepulsewidthlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up208·3 months agoMate how old is this meme, that’s ex-president Shinzo Abe and he’s been dead for 4 years.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up189·3 months agoHe’s been pretending to be dead for four years to avoid talking to Donald.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agoTurns out we are all dead inside, and the call was coming from inside the house.
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoAnd the real journey was the awkward silences we had along the way
minus-squareMirshelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoFaked getting doohickey’d just so he wouldn’t have to talk to that bag of shit.
minus-squarecannedtunalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·3 months agoNah man, it’s brand new. See Shinzo Abe wanted so very little to talk to Trump he escaped to a whole different plane of existence.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoMy Next Life as a Reincarnated President in Another World Where I Don’t Have to Talk to Trump Vol. 1
minus-squareTRAHR@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoThe final episode is Trump dying and being reincarnated into Abes world.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months ago… as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoTrump always “wins” because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others’ spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he “wins”
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI think part of it too is because by some weird loophole, his sharts actually count as spells, and it tends to knock his opponents out immediately…
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoWith slimes. And catgirl assassins.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·2 months agoAnd all the 15yos he can impregnate while saying “this is normal for them you see”
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWhy’d you have to make it weird?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months agoShinzo Abe and the entirety of Japanese pop culture but most especially isekai trash made it weird.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months agoSounds like you’re making a lot of sweeping generalizations
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoSounds like you don’t know shit about Shinzo Abe or anime.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoMy Grandma So Gordo Make A Casa Roll
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoProbably first term. This has first term vibes.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevillinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThe 3D-Printer Virgin versus the Chad Doohickey
Mate how old is this meme, that’s ex-president Shinzo Abe and he’s been dead for 4 years.
He’s been pretending to be dead for four years to avoid talking to Donald.
Turns out we are all dead inside, and the call was coming from inside the house.
And the real journey was the awkward silences we had along the way
Faked getting doohickey’d just so he wouldn’t have to talk to that bag of shit.
Nah man, it’s brand new. See Shinzo Abe wanted so very little to talk to Trump he escaped to a whole different plane of existence.
My Next Life as a Reincarnated President in Another World Where I Don’t Have to Talk to Trump Vol. 1
The final episode is Trump dying and being reincarnated into Abes world.
… as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments
Trump always “wins” because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others’ spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he “wins”
I think part of it too is because by some weird loophole, his sharts actually count as spells, and it tends to knock his opponents out immediately…
With slimes. And catgirl assassins.
And all the 15yos he can impregnate while saying “this is normal for them you see”
Why’d you have to make it weird?
Shinzo Abe and the entirety of Japanese pop culture but most especially isekai trash made it weird.
Sounds like you’re making a lot of sweeping generalizations
Sounds like you don’t know shit about Shinzo Abe or anime.
My Grandma So Gordo Make A Casa Roll
Probably first term. This has first term vibes.
The 3D-Printer Virgin versus the Chad Doohickey