Look, buddy, sandwiches are serious business. I’m not saying you gotta eat a chicken burger, and I’m definitely not saying that a hunk of grilled chicken breast on toast is a burger, but the fact of the matter is that a hamburger sandwich consists of a cooked ground meat patty on a bun, and you’re just gonna have to come to terms with that.
Look, buddy, sandwiches are serious business. I’m not saying you gotta eat a chicken burger, and I’m definitely not saying that a hunk of grilled chicken breast on toast is a burger, but the fact of the matter is that a hamburger sandwich consists of a cooked ground meat patty on a bun, and you’re just gonna have to come to terms with that.
I can’t eat a chicken burger because that would be like a conservative with ethics.
It doesn’t fucking exist!
I bet you order Reubens with mustard.
Where I order them from you’d have to specify if you’re getting one without.
This explains your bizarre and warped total misunderstanding of sandwiches. Fucking disgusting.
I’m just surprised you don’t call it a Reuben burger.
Only if you grind up the uncooked pastrami, form a patty, and and put it on a bun - but then it’s no longer a Reuben.
Uncooked pastrami is beef brisket.
You misspelled “uncured.”
No wonder you have no clue how sandwiches work.