I’m a bi guy, ain’t the first time, won’t be the last.

They’re a cool dude though, so we’ll probably still hang out.

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    I made the mistake of tagging along to Fire Island with my girlfriend and her queer friends and I’m sorry to both of the guys who hit on me

    Especially the guy who opened with “I want to eat your ass.”

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      “I want to eat your ass.”

      That’s one hell of an ice breaker and far more bold than I lol

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        I was just standing there waiting for the ATM to spit my cash out so I could get drunk enough to come up with a witty response.

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        It’s fire island, I’m a little surprised the ice breaker wasn’t sticking his face in OP’s ass crack as he said it, from the stories I’ve been told.

        My uncle’s best friend used to go way back in the day, and from the stories he told me, it was basically just one nonstop public orgy. Of course, this was before AIDS was big, iirc.

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            Oh, to be a Twink on fire island in the 70s… If I ever get shape shifting and a time machine, it’s not going to be my first stop, but it’s definitely going to be on the list lmao

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      Fire Island

      For any non-US people. No it’s not the island where Zuko and the gang have the beach episode. It’s a real island near New York / Long Island