• A_Random_Idiot
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    2 days ago

    The only thing that we can statistically, empirically prove from that incident is that shooting insurance CEOs in the face provide a net positive for society.

    and this theorem could be extrapolated into other segments too, besides healthcare.

    Which is why they are so desperate to convict luigi, and why i’m so shocked they havent arranged an “accident” for him yet.

    • jtrek@startrek.website
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      2 days ago

      I thought the CEO was shot in the back. If we want to be scientific about it, we’d need data about them being shot in the face, too.

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        1 day ago

        Right, because shooting in the face could give even better results. Line up the CEOs because we have some experiments to conduct!

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      2 days ago

      Which is why they are so desperate to convict luigi, and why i’m so shocked they havent arranged an “accident” for him yet.

      What would that accomplish? They want to have the trial and conviction to make an example out of him.

    • Mulligrubs
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      2 days ago

      Some are clever enough to know that killing him will make him into a martyr for millions…

      I suspect that they will try something more devious… he needs to be publicly humiliated somehow.