The Picard ManeuverM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name · 1 day agoHey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert?imagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1269arrow-down10
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minus-squareAeronMelonlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoVulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?”
Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.”
VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.”
Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.”
VSA: “IT EXPLODED.”
Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”